reblog if you have a big penis but you dont let that define you
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my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek
i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”
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boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.
I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
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